My rhyme/rap

~~Blinger1~~ · 07-02-2007, 11:24 AM

My name is Shane and I had a dream.
Woof woof said the dog barking at the log I went to go see him but the torch was too dim, I got a fright and almost went out like a light. I grab the dog
leash and the dog eats a peach, jumping from my back the leech goes to the peach and then the peach grabs a cheek and bites it and says eek. So you jump on a stump and slip while doing a flip and I fell and bumped my head, I turned to look and Timmy was dead!
I cried for a while and turned senile. What was I to do? A-choo A-choo “Bless you” said Timmy, Timmy is back! I went to walk but fell and stacked. We went down the drive and stood in a bee hive, mmm honey I though while looking at the frog I caught! Off to the creek looking nice and sleek. I can not rap – clap clap, My frog got away, what can I say?
Look at that stone, oh wait its just a bone! Walking on the dirt while cleaning my shirt, the dog scratches his fleas while taking a pee, whoops – he missed, my head is now pis_ _ _.It looked golden, vroom vroom goes the Holden, I love my cars, I’m as serious as sars. Getting up in the ambo start doing the mambo. Dancing like hell I should just fall down a well. Climbing up getting really puffed, doesn’t really rhyme but who gives a dime? I need that dime to find out the time, maybe I’m late to get my milk crate.

This isn't finished, I made it because we had to write about a dream we had and someone wrecked mine by starting to rhyme it so i just made it a rap/rhyme.