Kkz your lie thread

[Caution]

kk.
herez ma story!!!!;

i woz sittin in ict and da teacher told me 2 spit out ma chewin gum nd i woz lyk nooooo!! *** off bish nd den i started punchin da teacha nd den i frew him out da window nd he landed on ma m8 hu woz walkin 2 englush nd den i frew da pc out da window nd it landded on him nd den i woz lyk "eazyyyyyyy!!1"

[Nemo]

I'm superman

[velocity]

this thread is well gd (y)

[benjamin]

i flew to the moon and ate cheese with the queen and churchill.

is ur name wallace??

[le harry]

is ur name wallace??

nah mi name is wallce n all cuz.. i got nothing

[Shawnstra]

omg my mate died

[le harry]

o rly??

[Fall.]

yea homie bro i waz lyk going down da ally way den lyk dis guy *** up and i lyk riped his manhood oyt and den lyk sold it 4 lyk sum drugs and den took dem to ma school and sold dem to my princabel and den i lyk got rich and den lyk spent it on lyk more of da drugs and me is da millionare babez *** ere

[edible]

..i kissed adam brody :}

[RedStratocas]

One time I went up on stage with the Backstreet Boys while they were doing their song "Larger Than Life", and I totally showed off my mad dance skills to Nick Carter and he was all like "Daaaaaaaayyyyng son, youz gots some mooves dude, wanna join our band boooooiiiii?" and then I was like "naw way man, Im way to good for you loosers LOL" and then danced off the stage into a crowd of hot women in their mid-20's.

Oh wait, that wasent a lie.