One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.
Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob killed his cow. Barbaqued them and gave them to Sid IV. Bob then travelled to Australia where he met a girl and went to the local pizza place to dine!




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