Prank Calls? Ever done them...

[Yayse]

Lol that's on Jackass the movie, I might say that if I ever happen to be phoning the séx line. :p

SUCH a good movie

Lol i once rang them up saying i um had a cerian sort of envy! They were like So u want to be a man? im like ew no i just want a ding dong. We had like a half hour chat. Apparently alot of girls experience this sort of envy... :\

lol! *cracks up* x'] ahhh that made me laugh a lot... such randomness

:eusa_shif .... *do you really?* :eusa_shif hehehe, sorry couldn't resist

[lauralol]

LMAO!!! I always used to do that with my mate it's so fun rofl

A good one I used to love doing is:

Hi is Mr Walls there?

They reply no

Is Mrs Walls there?

They reply NO!!

Well are there any walls there?

NOO!!!

Well how the hell is your house standing up?!


rofl, it's pretty childish and stupid but it's still hilarious when you have someone down the other end of the phone. Aww me made up such funny things to say, but I can't really put them in words on here, you would have to hear it

[Bef]

Nooo I dont want a ding dong... Honest... He... he (crrrud they no my secret!)

[Yayse]

lol, uh oh :s

no matter what i want u to understand i'll always be here for you, *pats back reassuringly* :eusa_shif .... *runs off* mehehehe :p

[ChloeDust]

I said i was growing a ding dong once on the séx line lol i have rung it too many times me thinks Lmao But i ring it in the telephone box so they can't get ya number Lmao

[Bef]

Lol... Nah i dont want one... but i wonder what it feels like!

[Yayse]

good thinking batman edit- to chloe not bef... lol altho come to think of it..

[Bef]

Lol... thinks... Next door neighbour... garden shears... sewing kit... MUAHAHAHAHA

[Butcher11]

Whenever I do prank-calls, I would have to say, in a very deep voice:

"Hey, we have you snipered from outside now, look around you room, see a red dot, that's the aim. My friend is moving it towards you. If you don't throw 50 quid out the window we'll shoot (In background: HOLY HELL THE COPS ARE COMING!!) Oh great, JUST DAM SHOOT!! (Okay will do)"

Then we out the phone down. One time, a boy rang back saying "I'm gonna knock you out when I find you.." LMAO!

Wow, I don't see the funny in that :rolleyes:
And I did for a short amount of time, until I accidently called a cop's house :rolleyes:

[Kardan]

I've done a few. Lol, There was this funny one once...

Meh: Hallo (Weird accent) Is Elvis Presley there please?

Man: Yeah, This is him

Meh: No, I want, Elvis Presley. Didn't you hear me!

Man: I am, Elvis presley.

then found out his name was Elvis Presley (Not Elvis of course but a guy who's name happened to be Elvis Presley )

Another one where I got pranked (It was my mate's new phone)

Friend called Mark: Hello, This is the Tikka Chicken Massala resturant. What would you like to order.

Me: I never ordered *Hangs up*

Mark: *Rings again* Is that egg fried rice?

Me: Err.... Yeah (Lol...)

Mark: Ok, And some chicken balls?

Me: Yeah...

Mark: Ok that's 56.95 please...

Me: Ok, Send it too the Rainbow Nursery...

Mark: Ok, Coming right up! *Hangs up*

Lol.

My other friend, Megan, kept pranking me. Just ringing then hanging up.

So I decided to do it only had 6p credit. I called. Went to hang up but I got distracted by the:


"YOU'VE GOT CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!"

Being shouted down the phone (My phone was arm's length away from me)

And I lost my last 6p credit and I couldn't prank her since