Man cuts off his penis in a restaurant

[.Nickie]

Maybe he wanted a gender change and couldnt get one so decided to try it himself :S

[Shawnstra]

Why do it in a public place and cause so much trouble? :rolleyes:

[:Hazel]

ewww, thats unlucky for the restaurant if he decided to randomly do it in there.

[le harry]

Yeah, walk into the kitchens and there is penis laying on the ground. Ew.

[Papershop]

i read that in the paper haha. What a poo hed

[Hippacrocabear]

Sounds like he was tripping or something?

[GJay]

ouchies!

i read about a man who had his balls cut off by a live lobster he stole from a resturant and stuffed down his trousers. the police said and i quote: 'the man has suffered severe injuries and is in a lot of pain, he's got balls!'

I laughed so hard when i read it. totally true story.

[DiscoPat]

thats bad

[Brody]

how will he pee now?

[omgDAN!]

EW THERE IS A PENIS IN MY SOUP.

and they might offer him a fanny.