Found this fairly funny.
Basically the lads going on the weekend 'rented' a midget for the 4day holiday, they painted him blue and dressed him like a smurf before handcuffing him to the groom-to-be for the full weekend. The lads on the stag do paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid for his flight etc (cost around £850..) The groom-to-be and the midget did everything together.. sleep, drink, eat, go to the toilet, shower.
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the dwarf must be a pervert.








