There were 1000 in the bed...

[paradox]

You all know this one!

There were 1000 in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

(Carry On with "There were 999 in the bed)

Edit: We've finished, took over a month, but we got there

[iRoss]

There were 999 in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

[paradox]

There were 998 in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

[iRoss]

There were 997 in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

[paradox]

There were 996 in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

[Owen]

There were 995 in the bed and the little one said sleep with wayhey roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

[paradox]

There were 994 in the bed and the little one said sleep with wayhey roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

[lucyecc]

tut tut dino!

There were 993 in the bed and the little one said sleep with wayhey roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

[Owen]

There were 992 in the bed and the little one said sleep with wayhey roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....

[paradox]

There were 991 in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over,
so they all rolled over and one fell out....