Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

[bo$$]

Okaaay. So I'm bored. So I'm going to start this

Anyway, how it works is one person makes a wish, another person corrupts their wish, and makes a wish.

Me: I wish for a horse.
You: Wish granted, but the horse really turns out to be a donkey. I wish for a new house.
Me: Wish granted, but your new house is an out-house. I wish etc. etc.
You get the point.

So I guess I'll start.


I wish for a new car.


Edited by Purpleesh (Forum Moderator): Thread closed due to people being offended by some of the 'wishes'

[RandomManJay]

Wish Granted, you get a toy car

I wish for a swimming pool!

[bo$$]

Wish granted, but there's a water restriction in your area so you can't fill it

I wish for a new house.

[RandomManJay]

Wish granted, you get a house you can use on monopoly

I wish for a left shoe

[bo$$]

Wish granted but you have 2 right feet

I wish for some new pants.

[RandomManJay]

Wish granted, you get bratz dolls pants

I wish for a block of cheese

[bo$$]

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

[RandomManJay]

Wish Granted

I wish for a Pikachu

[Jambe]

Wish Granted....OH NO!

I wish to get 100 points in my basketball league this year.

[bo$$]

Wish granted.. You get your 100 points.. but what's this..? It's for SOCCER !

I wish for some new shoes