Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Billy. he watched television 24/7. He loved to watch soap operas. he didnt like school because ther were no televisions there. he found a crumb on the couch one day while watching television. his mum was gothic and his dad was a chav. He saw them earlier on TV having a snog with a one armed tickle-me-elmo. He then went to the fridge and opened up a bottle of beer with his bottle-opener. As he stumped back onto the sofa he noticed the tv had lost colour so he proposed to the TV and it's colour grew. Later that day they got married and had lots of little human/tv hybrids. so after he went to the toilet and hessphincter kept opening and closing while poo was dropping because he was so agog to watch more tv with stephen fry. So he broke the suspenders of the bridge across hes street. After destroying the bridge, he was full of excitement, which his mother didn't enjoy, so she gave him some soporific pills to help him sleep, he was out like a light! Billy woke up the next morning and thought his mother was rather floccinaucinihilipilification for giving him the pills. So he made a laser gun and started shooting beams at her, one beam hit her and changed her into a lamp post, Billy was shocked and a little excited over the gun he made. he put on hes shoes and decided to walk to egypt and on hes way he found out he was consanguineous with the ancient queen Cleopatra, a queen who never shaved her armpits! As he enterd the egyption pyrmid he noticed their wasnot no windows, So he took a step back outside to cool himself down from the burning prymid. As he was taking a smoke suddenly someone ran round the corner and bumped into him, he was quite lackadaisical so he didn't even notice that he bumped into him. Billy was quite angry, so he got him laser gun out and turned him into a Pikachu Doll.
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