Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

[Netrus]

wish granted, but it has no genie in it

I wish for a new dog

[lew!]

Your girlfreind/boyfreind appear infront of you.

I wish for a dream holiday.. irl tho

[:Liam]

Wish granted you get a dream holiday and its completely free! But you have to sit through a 4 hour time share seminar.

I wish for a nice glass of guiness.

[Decapitated!]

You get your glass of guiness but a dead rat is in the bottom

I wish for 2738913478932654832740942 kittens.

[Technologic]

These kittens eat you

I wish for nothing

[Nemo]

Granted. You get a peice of dog poop tho


I wish i had a cute nothing-bad-with girlfriend =]

[GrebSkeb]

granted she dumps you after 1 minuet

i wish i was rich

[DJ.Standish]

Granted, You get all the money in the world.. but now its useless so your stuffed

I wish for a friend :'[

[Niall!]

Granted. But it's callie.

I wish for.. A TURKEY SANDWICH.

[GrebSkeb]

granted it has a real turky in it

i wish i have anything