Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

[Breakfloor]

granted, you get a box of gay pron

i wish i had like 1000 fit women at my command

[Nemo]

Granted. They all have 6 packs aswell

i wish i had a better phone

[Pazza]

Wish granted - ITS SECOND HAND

I wish that i could bend the space time continueum (Watch too much heroes)

[WarezKid]

Wish granted but you broke space..

i wish for to know if there god..

[Pazza]

Wish granted. He is your grandma

I wish that my doh would stop puking in the garden.

[GrebSkeb]

granted he pukes in ya pants

i wish tht my ntl would work

[bo$$]

Wish granted but then it stops working again

I wish... for someone to tell me what to wish for.

[cunning]

Wish granted, you've given FiveStar another wish.

I wish I could float on water!

[lew!]

youre floating in the middle of the atlantic ocean..
GLOBAL WARMING
-FREEZE-

u die.


i wish i could live forever

[Eamonn]

Wish Granted, you live forever whilst suffering with horrific diseases (soz)

I wish for this year to finish =]