Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

[jesus]

LOL

granted but it comes wiv shrek

i wish i was asleep =[

[.Nickie]

-gives u sleepin tablet

I wish my friend would shut up

[jesus]

granted but the gets abducted by alienz lol

i wish i cud meet this band wot im listenin to

[.Nickie]

Granted, but they get abducted by aliens b4 u see them

I wish my b-day invitations were already written out :[

[jesus]

aw

granted but they are written in chinese

i wish i had mi new laptop already =[

[.Nickie]

thats mean

Granted. Broke already too though.. bad luck

I wish that you would let sommert nice happen to me

[jesus]

omg dont say that :[!

urm granted but it involves me you and a bed

i wish that my new matress would arrive

[Qamp]

Granted
But a chinese man comes on it.
I wish my next wish wasnt as bad as my last.

[jesus]

granted but u die soz

i wish i could find sum clothes

[Qamp]

Granted but there female clothes.

I wish i had an apple.