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    Had a HUGE rip in my trousers and had to walk about with my bag as low as my **** to try and cover it
    I Threw My Pitchfork In Your Haystack Last Night
    Oo Arr Oo Arr.








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    Lmao, In year 8, getting a boner and having the stand up at the end of the exam. [ Most of school was in the hall ]

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    In 2nd grade the teacher was talkign and I farted like really loud, but I blamed it on the kid next to me and everyone thought it was him
    1. Jeremy 1129 up, 295 downA named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
    We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Wise View Post
    Lmao, In year 8, getting a boner and having the stand up at the end of the exam. [ Most of school was in the hall ]
    And what was this boner over?
    (will be updated whenever I can be bothered to)

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    Shouting
    "EVERYONE WATCH THIS"
    Then jumping on a wall , slipping and knocking myself out.

    Got me a reputation for having a hard skull though!





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    Lol. Me and all my class (30 people) were in the Library. All reading. Then the teacher told me to go get the register. There were two tables with a gap in between, I wanted to go through that gap. And yep, you guessed it, I fell, creating a LOUD thump noise. As people looked to see what happened. all they could see was me lying on the floor with my 2 legs stuck in between the tables lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mangle View Post
    Shouting
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    Then jumping on a wall , slipping and knocking myself out.

    Got me a reputation for having a hard skull though!
    lol that 1 proper made me laff

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    Calling a teacher mum infront of 100+ people lmao i went red for agesss and i got 'kegged' in pe infront of 50+ mixed students lmao i was just lafing then kegged sum1 else for fun!
    Last edited by mousey; 13-10-2007 at 06:37 PM.
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    where!

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    Lol I was in detention, and the teacher taking care of the detention was sooo bufff!!!
    Well anyway, i was there, and i started day dreaming, then i done some looong fart. the teacher then said, for heavens sake, dat smells like boiled egg.

    Not funny I know, I killed the joke
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    I remember once some kid was annoying me so I went up to him and pushed him and then went to punch him in the face but I missed lol when everyone was looking and he was just stood there.

    That was in like year 7. Quite embarrassing. Lol.
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