WORST film you have ever seen?

[Abzii]

High school musical, both of them
My sister made me watch them with her and they were rubbish.

[:Liam]

I completely forgot about THE VILLAGE! that has to be the worst. i mean god, everyone is like scared then they find out it was just some dudes dressing up to scare them. YAWN!

[Roboevil]

I've said it before but 2001: A Space Oddysey is the worst, if anyone thinks there's a film that's worse; you're wrong.

[Daphne,]

This thread has been done- many times.
:rolleyes:

[Magnetez]

I've said it before but 2001: A Space Oddysey is the worst, if anyone thinks there's a film that's worse; you're wrong.

What the hell? 2001 the worst film ever made? Are you frikkin' serious? That film has to be one of the greatest movies ever made. Definitely the best sci-fi.

Just because it doesn't have much dialogue, you think it's a bad film. It is more on the visual side, and let me tell you it is mindblowing, you can't say it ain't. And the starting, the cut from the dawn of man to amazing technology, that was bloody brilliant!

I know a film that's worse. Ben And Arthur, try watching that then tell me 2001 is the worse film you've ever seen.

I must ask you, Roboevil, how many movies have you seen? Obviously not many if 2001 is your worst film...

[Roboevil]

What the hell? 2001 the worst film ever made? Are you frikkin' serious? That film has to be one of the greatest movies ever made. Definitely the best sci-fi.

Just because it doesn't have much dialogue, you think it's a bad film. It is more on the visual side, and let me tell you it is mindblowing, you can't say it ain't. And the starting, the cut from the dawn of man to amazing technology, that was bloody brilliant!

I must ask you, Roboevil, how many movies have you seen? Obviously not many if 2001 is your worst film...

It's a bag of **** lol. I can't believe you like it, it's so tedious and mind-numbing. Even though there's a load of meaningful symbolism and iconic images, especially during its time it was an accurate insight to what the future may have been like etc etc... it's still crap and the director is gay. I assume you're the guy who grey repped me (whatever it was supposed to be).
Do not open your mouth like a pre-pubescent 14-year-old, criticising me with no grounds or proof of what you're saying. No; I do not care that A Space Oddysey lacks dialogue, no; I do not care that it's comparative to how man has evolved into what we are today and what we could become and any other symbolic crap the director put in it, no; I do not care that it's not packed full of CGI, fighting and senseless violence or sex, and no I do not like Die Hard. I've strained myself to watch the first Die Hard, do not insult my intelligence by assuming I'm some mindless idiot who watches films for a couple of men beating up some other men and having sex with their women. Do not criticise me with these perverse accusations like a child when you have absolutely no idea what sort of films I watch, why I watch them, and how I personally review them. I have watched enough films in my life to give a decent review on this one, I personally love watching films thank you, do not apprehend that I haven't. 2001: A Space Oddysey is a crap film, I watched the entire thing and not once was I entertained by it and you are wrong for thinking that it could be.

[Magnetez]

It's a bag of **** lol. I can't believe you like it, it's so tedious and mind-numbing. Even though there's a load of meaningful symbolism and iconic images, especially during its time it was an accurate insight to what the future may have been like etc etc... it's still crap and the director is gay. I assume you're the guy who grey repped me (whatever it was supposed to be).
Do not open your mouth like a pre-pubescent 14-year-old, criticising me with no grounds or proof of what you're saying. No; I do not care that A Space Oddysey lacks dialogue, no; I do not care that it's comparative to how man has evolved into what we are today and what we could become and any other symbolic crap the director put in it, no; I do not care that it's not packed full of CGI, fighting and senseless violence or sex, and no I do not like Die Hard. I've strained myself to watch the first Die Hard, do not insult my intelligence by assuming I'm some mindless idiot who watches films for a couple of men beating up some other men and having sex with their women. Do not criticise me with these perverse accusations like a child when you have absolutely no idea what sort of films I watch, why I watch them, and how I personally review them. I have watched enough films in my life to give a decent review on this one, I personally love watching films thank you, do not apprehend that I haven't. 2001: A Space Oddysey is a crap film, I watched the entire thing and not once was I entertained by it and you are wrong for thinking that it could be.

I'm chuckling slightly to myself here. You seem to think the director, Stanley Kubrick, is homosexual?

With films like 2001, A Clockwork Orange and The Shining under his sleeve, he is one of the best and highly respected directors to have ever lived.

I wasn't insulting your intelligence, if I was it wouldn't be too hard. The word "smart" is quite an easy way to insult your intelligence, as you clearly ain't smart. You didn't review the movie, you basically told everyone that if we don't think it's the worst film ever, we're idiots. Good review buddy, surely if you submitted reviews like that into magazines, if you had your own review page for new movies, people would worship you - "Hey look, it's that amazing review guy. But guess what... Me and almost the whole population of movie-goers are idiots, 'cos 2001 is a good film".

It don't matter now, if we think it was pretty boring but not the worst film ever, it we don't believe it to be at the top of the crappest films list, we're idiots.

It's a bag of shit? Even the visual effects? You're telling me theirs not one ounce of goodness in that film? So it has to be the worst film ever? How dare you call yourself a man who enjoys films, how dare you say that you've watched enough films to give this film a 'review'. You obviously haven't. You really, really can't have seen many films. What's your favourite film, robotic-evil?

[Lyca]

The 1 where a couple are just bobbing in the sea and then end up dying

[Fez]

Fantastic Four 2

or

White Men Can't Jump

[Roboevil]

I'm chuckling slightly to myself here. You seem to think the director, Stanley Kubrick, is homosexual?

With films like 2001, A Clockwork Orange and The Shining under his sleeve, he is one of the best and highly respected directors to have ever lived.

I wasn't insulting your intelligence, if I was it wouldn't be too hard. The word "smart" is quite an easy way to insult your intelligence, as you clearly ain't smart. You didn't review the movie, you basically told everyone that if we don't think it's the worst film ever, we're idiots. Good review buddy, surely if you submitted reviews like that into magazines, if you had your own review page for new movies, people would worship you - "Hey look, it's that amazing review guy. But guess what... Me and almost the whole population of movie-goers are idiots, 'cos 2001 is a good film".

It don't matter now, if we think it was pretty boring but not the worst film ever, it we don't believe it to be at the top of the crappest films list, we're idiots.

It's a bag of shit? Even the visual effects? You're telling me theirs not one ounce of goodness in that film? So it has to be the worst film ever? How dare you call yourself a man who enjoys films, how dare you say that you've watched enough films to give this film a 'review'. You obviously haven't. You really, really can't have seen many films. What's your favourite film, robotic-evil?

Wow, you are ******ed beyond all measurement. Why are you taking me so literally when it's obviously not implied. I didn't know it was Stanley Kubrick who directed 2001: A Space Oddysey, I enjoyed watching A Clockwork Orange and The Shining, they were very well written.
Okay--moron, who's calling me dumb when you're using phrases like "ain't" and "it don't matter," this thread isn't to review your worst film, it's to state it. What I was infering when I'd said I'd reviewed it was in my own head, which of course you seem to lack the competancy to accept.
You really seem to be the type of guy who's just following the crowd, I highly doubt what you're saying has any worth, you've probably read some guy's review on the film and decided to act like it's your opinion to sound smart.
Your analogy on me being a layman in film reviewing based on the fact I hate A Space Oddysey has spawned from where, might I ask? Just because I hate a film that everyone else in the worlds seems to love doesn't make me wrong.
If you'd like to know my favourite film it definately has to be The Matrix, through all of my unrequited reasons.
Also, why must you refer to me as "Robotic-evil?" Are you trying to sound smart?