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    salt & vinegar crisps

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    Chocalate chip muffin from ASDA
    The other day I was in a toilet.
    A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
    I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
    I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
    Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
    Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

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    chicken muffinz

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    Pack of plain squares
    :¬:Derp

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    coke .

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    water,
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  7. #1177
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    2 slices of bread

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    Glass of water
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    Polish smarties.
    God knows where I got them from.

    They taste wierd? :S

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    Bout to have some vanilla ice cream in a bit
    1. Jeremy 1129 up, 295 downA named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
    We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

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