Anybody ever had a good one?
Where your family doesnt go "Urghhhhh" to?
If so post it please cos i've never had a decent one lol.
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Thread: Christmas Cracker Jokes
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Christmas Cracker Jokes
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Q. Why does santa cross the road?
A. To get to the other side
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Thats a prime example of **** christmas jokes.
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o dyou mean those sht ones like "what do snowmen eat for breakfast--snowflakes" :/
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i find a lot of em well funny because they're so bad.
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08-12-2007, 10:15 PM #6tully4leanne. Guest
LOL joke shop in bristol... sells racist ones ..... pop a cracker & get ur racist white/black joke.... & gift....
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Yep them ones.
Originally Posted by Roboevil
They are all so bad, after 18 years of christmas about 15 of which i remember I have not had a single funny cracker joke. Originally Posted by Tom!!
Lol thats strange, are they actually funny? Originally Posted by Sulai
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08-12-2007, 10:52 PM #8
Q: What do you call something that's big, black, hairy has lots of legs and sharp teeth?
A: Neither do I but it's crawling up your leg right now.
(Makes my mum squirm every year)2013 yay
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Some crackers do actually have good jokes.
Come on, they're not as bad as the jokes you get on penguin bars!
I'll post some when I get a few christmas crackers. :8
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While we are on the topic of bad jokes, my brothers calendar has some terrible jokes on it. Originally Posted by Neversoft
Some crackers do actually have good jokes. Come on, they're not as bad as the jokes you get on penguin bars!
I'll post some when I get a few christmas crackers. :8
"Whats a Snowmans favorite breakfast?
Snow-flakes."
"What king do you see every christmas?
A stoc-king."
Terrible.
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