The magic machine...

[MrGazet]

your house is suddenly haunted
-instert coins-

[Alan_Carr]

some fit girl comes out and start makin out wid u
-inserts coin-

[Demon]

You get a balloon

*inserts coin*

[MrGazet]

a mad chicken came out of nowhere and started to peck u (

AHH

-INSERTS COIN-

[Tibbles]

You get a half-eaten waffle.

-Inserts coin-

[Janet Snakehole]

You recieve a cake which I pop out of.

*Inserts Coin*

[The Undertaker]

You get a some owl pellets ... Enjoy
*inserts coin*

[MrGazet]

You get some old lame books.

-insterts coin-

[Alan_Carr]

u get a paintball gun
-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

You get a printed t-shirt wahey

-insterts coin-