LMAO the worst fanfiction ever.

[Mentor]

I remember this thread ages ago :p i still parse the bravery of those who were able to read on...

[velvet]

ahah, i remember reading this, i read well loads of it, it was hilarious

[Bibliophobia]

"Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts)"


LOOOOOL

[Decapitated!]

I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.


OH THEY'RE SO GOTHIC.

[Bibliophobia]

They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

[Bibliophobia]

"Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged."

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-******ed look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly.

BEST THING EVER!!

“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.

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