Overheard phone conversation

[brandon]

you should tell her to respect your privacy, if she doesnt, do the same to her. see how she likes it.. sounds a bit immature but it will show her!

Oh the irony.

[Krusty]

Oh the irony.

Yes.. Great isnt it. But what else can you do then give them a taste of their own medicine

DUH

[brandon]

Yes.. Great isnt it. But what else can you do then give them a taste of their own medicine

DUH

Don't DUH me, silly girl.

[buttons]

Don't DUH me, silly girl.

fiesty!

[Krusty]

Don't DUH me, silly girl.

ooo
claws in!

[Corporal]

ooo
claws in!

ooo, its miny-r

[Metric.]

I am not lying.

I asked her about this now and shes pretending she cant remember it cause shes so drunk (but she aint) and I rang nan and shes like "oh, well.. i.." pretending she doesnt understand hesitating etc

What an idiot, now shes crying and I dont feel the slighest guilty or upset about it.

so your mom gets smashed, calls your grandmother and goes on a drunken rant? far out.

[lew!]

My brother didnt have a girlfreind until he was 19.. Before that everyone used to say haha ur gay cus u have never had a girlfreind, when hes just looking for the right girl. Cus admit it, most relationships at school arnt that serious, theyre like like for a few weeks or months.

[Firehorse]

If something like that happened to me I would swear heavily at my mum! She may be your mum but you are almost an adult and it should be in your control.

*Threatening to run away works a lot

[risque]

She's your mother, she's allowed to talk about your relationships - or the one's you HAVEN'T had!