Insults kinda

Smits · 04-02-2008, 08:22 PM

Kk so theres this girl who i like alot but she always calls me names and tries to piss me off cuz she reccons its funny. I don';t mind, i give it back, but i can't come up with anything to get her back now. I suck. DOn't get me wrong she;s cool we joke around and she calls me secksi alot? don't understand why

Anyway i need some advice, not just on what she';s doing but on how to get my own back, it can be anything, iunsults and other stuff, but remember, i love her not hate her.

ChimpTears · 04-02-2008, 08:28 PM

Ok, i got the perfect come back. go up to her and say:
SHUT THE **** UP YOU GREAT *****, WHO THE **** ASKED FOR YOUR COCKING OPINION! GET THE **** OUT *****! YEACH YOU ******* HEARD ME! GET THE ******* HELL AWAY!
I'm sure she'll find that HILARIOUS!

drama · 04-02-2008, 08:32 PM

call her a jezabel.
sure way to get her in bed :8

Smits · 04-02-2008, 08:36 PM

Lol chimp i can actually see here phsl if i did that, she kinda wants me to get really angry.

Jezabel, i never heard that before. Might ahve to try it.

drama · 04-02-2008, 08:39 PM

i really woudn't.
your basicly calling her a **** with that.

2.jezabel

22 up, 6 down

Basically a *** or slang who will do any thing to get **** or have sex. She is desparate and will do things with boys any where any time.
That girl jessica is a jezabel she sucked **** on the train
tags jezzy *** **** ******* ****

Smits · 04-02-2008, 08:41 PM

yeh i doubt she's heard it though. Whatever i say she wouldn't take serious anyway. I call her a sxxx and she is jsut like haaaa good comeback, cause she knows i don't really think that as i always tell her how beautiful she is etc. its just anything to hit back at her when she calls me gayy which is real original too

joshuar · 04-02-2008, 08:54 PM

You can't really get a load of insults, as each situation varies on what to say. You need to get words together and then use them in a clever way to make them "funny insults".