[This Or That]

[Alkaz]

TotalMix

Eat fish eyes or kangaroo willey.

[Malachy]

fish eyes.

wrestle a python or a bear.

[Hazza]

Bear ftw.
then I die, oo.

Marry a dog or a cat?

[Chippiewill]

Dog

Pet shoe or sock?

[Mitch4?]

sock ovs.
bunny or guinea pig.

[Yux]

Drink two cups of sperm or a cup of poo

If you've seen cupchicks you'll know how I had such a disgusting one

[Janet Snakehole]

The first one kfnx.
Second one sounds worse.

Birthday or Christmas?

[John!]

Christmas

Meat or Veg?

[wummer]

meat:
eat sumbody blood
eat your poo

[John!]

Blood unless the person is diseased

Neopolitan ice-cream wafer or Cadbury's Mint cornetto thing? (Just had to make that choice a few minutes ago)