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<?php
class shutupandgetout
{
    
    public $what;
    public $do;
    
    function __construct()
    {
        $this->who = "You";
        $this->do = "get out";
        $this->what( $this->who, $this->do );
    }
    
    function what( $who = "", $do = "" )
    {
        try
        {
            $arr = array( $who => "You", $do => "leave" );
            $who = ( $who == "" ) ? $arr[$who] : $who;
            $do = ( $do == "" ) ? $arr[$do] : $do;
            echo( "I think " . $who . " should " . $do );
        }
        catch( Exception $exception )
        {
            echo( "What? " . $exception->getMessage() );
            
        }
    }
    
    function __destruct()
    {
        unset( $this->who );
        unset( $this->do );
        exit( "<br />BOOM" );
    }
}
$getout = new shutupandgetout;
?>

wat

Nice class.

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