Have you ever Cheated Death?

[Clowgon]

Oh, I forgot about this

When I was 3 or 4, this big kitchen unit fell on me (Lucky it was in a shop on display), and the door hit my head. Left me with a broken nose and a scare on my forehead (Not a large scar, can hardly see it now ). But you can tell with my nose

Ouch. Sorry about that.

[bo$$]

I don't really think that there is anything as 'cheating' death. If it's meant to happen then it's gunna happen.

But yeah,
When I was born I was born a month early because I was 'tall' so the doctors thought that it was my time to come out and that resulted in the fat not developing properly on my body so I had to stay in an incubator with needles in my head and such. Apparently my heart stopped a few times and there were times when my mom would be around and my heart would be normal but then she'd leave the room and my heart would slow down (lol) and then I got a case of pneumonia. I've had teachers and stuff say that I'm even lucky to be alive lol.

Then I've been in a few car accidents and a bus accident but I didn't get hurt in them (that I can remember).

This last one COULD have been fatal but I dont know if I'd call it cheating death. I was crawling around when I was a baby and this 'huge' mirror fell and smashed on me. I think it was just like my hand that got hit because I've got the scar on my finger from stitches.

[lew!]

nearly died from choking on a hard boiled sweeet at the pantomime, LOL i was just coughing and my dad carried me out nd my head hit the door, everyone was looking at me LMAO.

and a bad asthma attack i nearly nearly nearly died.

[Clowgon]

[quote=Gert;4615960]nearly died from choking on a hard boiled sweeet at the pantomime, LOL i was just coughing and my dad carried me out nd my head hit the door, everyone was looking at me LMAO.

Ahaha,

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[lew!]

at the time it really wasnt funny, lmao.
He just held me like this: (im the o--< lool)
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nd then i had some water and he was doing that thing on ur back and then i puked up with the sweet in th emiddle of it all LMAO, the cleaner just stared at me like omg u fool lol

[g]

had cancer in leg but i dont think thats cheating death , but i freaked out when i woke up and had no leg lol

[buttons]

yeh well i scammed death at FF.

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[Toughened]

There was this one time, at band camp, when a sat on an oboe. It like, went up my anus. I thought I was going to die, but afterwards, I realised...

It was AWESOMEEE

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[Adam$]

i guess
i was in a pretty serious car accident day after my 13th birthday, i was with my pregnant step mum and she nearly lost the baby. (thankfully she didn't, and my little sister is a healthy three year old =])

I read that as "I was pregnant with my step mum," I was like wth.

on the subject, I choked once, that was it as far as I can remember.

[lew!]

lool and me :L