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I am not a 360 fanboy but I own one. Even if I didnt own one, I could consider that bad for an official or infact any fansite.[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']God Almighty, I never expected this. Ever since I displayed the above e-mail in my article I posted earlier this week about girls who make a dog’s dinner of their make-up, I’ve had an abundance of e-mails telling me how much of a **** I am, some asking if I’m gay, some telling me that I rule and even one asking my “ASL”. I don’t give out my ASL you ******s.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']But there were one or two ones that really stuck out. They were asking for my “Xbox Live Gamertag” so they could “kik my *** at halo 3”. I don’t have an Xbox 360 and I don’t plan on getting one any time soon you morons. Why? Because they suck.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']My mate Matthew has one and I have to say that it is the biggest load of crap that I’ve ever used. The console itself looks like a huge plastic turd out of Bill Gates’ **** and the controllers look like something from 2001 A Space Odyssey.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']The only thing I was even remotely impressed by was the game itself, which was GTA IV which has to be the best game I’ve ever played. Ever. The rest was ********.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Which is why I am going to buy a PS3. The online play is free, the games are better (ahem, Gran Turismo 5) and it is well more reliable.[/font]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']So while all you Microsoft fanboys are busy with sucking every last willy you can lay your hands on, I’ll be playing the greatest racing simulator ever (GT5) and the greatest game ever (GTA4) on my masterpiece 5kg Japanese monstrosity. Enjoy your red ring of death or whatever the hell it’s called, you losers.[/font]
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