First inside the cell!

~~Malachy~~ · 19-06-2008, 06:40 PM

News from Channel4.com/BigBrother:
Rebecca gets banged up as the food arrives...

Like a pack of wild dogs raiding the meat counter at a supermarket, the housemates wasted no time emptying the Store Room when the door was opened.

There were a few surprises in the room too - a teddy bear, a giant cookie, some music tokens and a rather exciting-looking envelope...

Rebecca didn't waste any time grabbing hold of it and excitedly ripping it open. But inside was a message informing the reader that they must go directly to Jail.

"Ha ha," screeched Mohamed as he saw the look of shock on Rebecca's face. "You're going to jail!"

"Go to jail," added Rex with a snigger. "See you later."

Thinking she'd have a few moments to stock up, Rebecca looked around for a snack. But the Voice of God put paid to her plans...

"This is Big Brother. Rebecca, go directly to jail."

All the squealing, huffing and folding of arms couldn't change a thing as Rebecca sullenly made herself at home in the tiny cell.

Never one to ignore a housemate in distress, Kathreya was on hand to make sure Rebecca didn't starve. "Have a cookie darling," she cooed.

"Can I have a sandwich and a drink?" blurted Rebecca.

Careful, Rebecca, don't drink too much, what's going to happen when you need the loo..?