Hit someone with it? lol
A tv controller that don't work
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Hit someone with it? lol
A tv controller that don't work
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Throw it away.
Gloves.
I'll be branded a maniac for speakin' the truth and I'll be murdered as soon as I hit the streets with the proof.
Keep them in kitchen draw
A very old, broken laptop?
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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
- Barack Obama
"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."- Thomas Dewar
Bury it, very deep, thats disgusting!
A mobile phone that only dials 999 immediatly when you switch it on?
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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
- Barack Obama
"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."- Thomas Dewar
Bin.
A clock that tell lies.
Bin
A £500 note? If there was one.
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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
- Barack Obama
"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."- Thomas Dewar
Laminate it, if needed use it.
A 10 pound coin.
Sell it on eBay.
A PlayBoy 'babe'
if PHP is peanut butter...then...MySQL would be the jelly. Together they can make one heck of a good sandwich.
Slap her round the face and say stop being a blonde bimbo
A house?
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