When I Grow Up I Wanna Be A Tractor

[Ekalb]

And now for some less serious, light-hearted news with Ekalb;

AKRON, OH—In a statement delivered to friends, family members, and household pets, Kendall Garretson announced Monday that she would like to become an 13-ton, 275-horsepower John Deere row-crop tractor when she grows up.

Garretson, who turned 5 in May, developed an interest in becoming the powerful motor-driven vehicle during a recent trip to her grandfather's farm. According to sources, the young kindergarten student made her decision based on a number of key factors, including her desire to have "big wheels," make holes in the ground with "a digger," and chase birds and butterflies through fields of sunflowers.

Source: http://www.theonion.com/content/news...nion_rss_daily

[Pyroka]

cute lol.

[Charlie]

lol. :rolleyes:

[cocaine]

well she lives in america, so all she needs now is 275 horsepower

[Leetzgirl]

lmao? :rolleyes:

[PaintYourTarget]

Garretson said she plans to give rides to every one of her friends, even Brian Waldie, even though he is sometimes mean.

Ohaye

[Pyroka]

... Give rides? Thanks for pointing that out, I hope she's hot when she turns 16 lol.

I would not ride a baby tractor, 5 yrs is too young, way too young, way way way way... unconsiderable lol.

[cocaine]

Ohaye

lmao you're saying that about a 5 year old

[FlyingJesus]

She's hot

[Niall!]

So? I wanted to be a penguin.

Needless to say my dream has been crushed.