A mans perfect woman

[kooldude23]

I’m the perfect woman and I’m always well made up
I never argue with you and never talk of love n’ stuff!
I always have a great big grin on my face
And taking time to romance me you never have to waste!

I am always up for lovin’ and I haven’t much else to do
I’m always waiting for a man and that man is always you!
You never take me to dinner and I really don’t mind
I am always here for you when you need to unwind.

I don’t cost you money and I do not whine when I get hurt
You never have to wonder if there are knickers under my skirt
I am willing I am ready I am here to make you happy
And I do not get those monthly things that can often lead to "snappy".

I’m slender I am gorgeous, I’m always ready and able
You can use me anywhere in your bedroom or kitchen table
For an ugly man like you, I am utterly fantastic
And I will never challenge you, because I’m made of plastic

[Captain]

LOL? is this about an erotic doll?

[Josh-H]

Haha, a poem about blow up dolls.

[kooldude23]

Lol thanks