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  1. #1
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    Default Man almost loses penis while attempting to have sex with bench

    http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08...g-steel-bench/

    Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
    Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
    The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.



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    He needs a partner

    drink up this bottle of yeah
    and P A I N T your body on me


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    what an idiot lmao
    1. Jeremy 1129 up, 295 downA named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
    We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

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    awww bless what an idoit to do that





    American and Proud

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    Some people just need lovin' ..

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    lovely story

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    What a man

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    bless him, may him rest his penis in peace.

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    I wish I was the bench.

  10. #10
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    he needs a girlfriend.


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