Because it has two left feet.
Why do ducks live in ponds?

Because it has two left feet.
Why do ducks live in ponds?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
Becasue pond is a funny word if u say it 20 times over and over.
Why did 99 red balloons pop simultaneously?
Because they got taken out their native habitat.
Why does the colour red only have three letters?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
because they hav a boundary and if they get caught more than 10 metres away from the pond they die within 1 hour but dont tlel ne 1
if jack and jill went up the hill what would happen?
Cos its not very popular, Blue gets 20 letters a dayOriginally Posted by Ceremony
Because they got taken out their native habitat.
Why does the colour red only have three letters?
Why is the sky blue?
Because the blind man is comfortable not knowing, but all knowing.
Who killed one of the mice from the three blind mice?
because it gets sea sick if it does..
who invented the superkalifragalisticexpiladosus?
Hitler. It's code for 'I'm going to rise again and kill the mighty one'
Who is the mighty one?
Someone with a very long name
Why do sheep eat grass?
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