Cringe worthy moments...

[LoveToStack]

Headering a tennis ball about the class room, was lobbed for me to head, i hit it, and my trousers fell down. :boozed

[Fehm]

When i saw your mom naked.

No eerrr....
When my girlfriend goes, do you have a leaky willy? (Me not knowing what the hell that was) going yes.. and she laughed her head off .lol

[Danzilla]

Erm, was in KFC and a mate kept putting this chinese man's glove on my head and i just turned around and shouted "GET THAT PAKe **** OFF ME" and everyone one laughed and all the workers there are black. They looked pretty pissed of.
Loads of others but i can't think of any others at the moment.

[Bef]

Urr was walking out of col today and in my col thers literally like hundreds of guys n bout 20 odd girls so they alwaaays shout stuff as i walk by. So ther all wolf whisitling at me and my mate so i turned round nd told them to get a grip but i was still walking and i walked straight in to the door. they wer all howling!!

[buttons]

Erm, was in KFC and a mate kept putting this chinese man's glove on my head and i just turned around and shouted "GET THAT PAKe **** OFF ME" and everyone one laughed and all the workers there are black. They looked pretty pissed of.
Loads of others but i can't think of any others at the moment.

omg i was in the chinese and there were like blowtorch sounds coming from the door behind the counter and i said to my mate "they're probably frying their seagulls" (theres a rumour they pick up seagulls and put them in food) and one of the workers heard and shouted at me to get out lol i could've died of embarassment


or at school this guy didn't look too well and i went up and gave him a little punch in the stomach and he covered his mouth and puked and a bit went on my top and i had to go to the nurse and wear one of their shirts till i got home

[Danzilla]

omg i was in the chinese and there were like blowtorch sounds coming from the door behind the counter and i said to my mate "they're probably frying their seagulls" (theres a rumour they pick up seagulls and put them in food) and one of the workers heard and shouted at me to get out lol i could've died of embarassment


or at school this guy didn't look too well and i went up and gave him a little punch in the stomach and he covered his mouth and puked and a bit went on my top and i had to go to the nurse and wear one of their shirts till i got home

LOL(!)

[Paulio]

I remember telling my mate how much I'd love to do my science teacher (who was female) and her being stood behind us lol.

[Loqo]

I hate those moments, I hate it especially when it's front of a lot of people. I cant think of any major ones I have had just now but I will try and think and get them up.

[Scouse]

i have alot but cant remember any but i can remember in juniors the whole class was sat on the floor listening to the teacher and i was at the back, i snapped a pencil & it made a loud noise & everyone turned round and looked at me :eusa_whis was rather embarresing.

[JackBuddy]

uh, probably falling off of my chair in pizza hut once.