Lapland new forest (ROFL)

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081202/...s-dba1618.html
"Real Christmas Wildlife"


"Special Christmas Food"

"Bustling Christmas Market"

"Christmas Forest"

"Amazing nativity scene"

"Real Wildlife Animals"


"Santas Grotto"


Here is the santas elf that greets you from your car to take you to this magical land..

The website for Lapland New Forest at Matchams Leisure Park near Ringwood on the Hampshire-Dorset border, showed pictures of snowy scenes and promised real log cabins, husky dogs and other animals, as well as a "bustling" Christmas market.
But some visitors claimed they experienced "disorganised chaos" and complained that once they paid £25 to get inside the park, it was "tacky" with "real log cabins" actually garden sheds and the nativity scene a billboard poster that could only been seen across an expanse of mud.
An ice rink was also closed for repairs while the "magical tunnel of light" turned out to be a few lights hung up on a line of trees.
Organiser Henry Mears said: "We don't believe we ripped anyone off."
He blamed "a few groups of professional troublemakers" for the allegations over the attraction which opened on Friday, adding: "Like all people they like to get into queues and just generate a bit of aggravation. What is not here that we haven't advertised?"
Dorset County Council's trading standards team said it planned to investigate after receiving more than 50 complaints.

does anybody find the chav elf smoking funny? imagine walking into this "Magical Wonderland" And seeing him standing there .

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Lol at the Chav, I have seen this but I would be fricken pissed if I had bought a ticket for that place, although I found their site fishy anyways.

[Jordy]

It's rather expensive but this place just stands no hope now, trading standards will have a fit, no one will go and it'll continue to be featured in the news. It doesn't look like a great deal of money has been spent on it at all and their reactions are rather poor, it's that bad it can't even be improved.

Nothing more than what a child could of done, and that nativity scene is laughable.

[Recursion]

Trading Standards are looking into it right now.

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I lol'd at the market.

[Fifteen]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Recursion]

Their site is down LOL

[Wayne]

Lmao, that looks ridiculous.

[Naruto!]

Awesome! Nah that is really pathetic

[Oleh]

I prefer the real forest, warmer than england because theres no wind