Top 50 worst chat up lines (or best if you know how to use them ;) )

[help23]

I've made a list of the top 50 worst chat up lines tried and tested for my blog lol You can check them out here! (working now)

tell me what you think

[Fez]

"I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the human rainbow"

A better idea is to pour skittles into your underwear.

Also, I lol'd

[chantellehugs]

I love some of them, like,
19. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
(That's a real good one.)
17. Is your dad a thief? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
(That one is sweet.)
8. Can I have your library card? Because I wanna check you out.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
22. if women were flowers you'd be the one I'd pick

I'd seriously lol if anyone tried them on me in real life.

[buttons]

"Hey, i remember seeing your picture in the dictionary for the definition of 'beautiful'"

that one was made for me

& wth is this?
13. Your hands are soft like a catfish's belly!

[kk.]

i like a maths one

'Ill be your tangent to your differentiated curves'

i like the one above haha

[Absently]

49. I’ve heard that sugar dissolves in water so don’t go out when it’s raining, I don’t want to lose you'

50. 'If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.'"

i love them two [:

[FlyingJesus]

41. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Me irl

[Jord]

41. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Me irl

I lol'd


"Heres 50p phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight"

[joshuar]

"Heres 50p phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight"

Best one, hands down!

[help23]

'Ill be your tangent to your differentiated curves'

Lol thst is classic