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  1. #31
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    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: bonjour

    Stranger: where are u from?

    You: are you french?

    Stranger: no

    You: good

    You: im from the UK

    You: what about u

    Stranger: why? u don;t like french?

    You: i cant speak french

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: i'm from poland

    You: where are u from

    You: Oh

    You: so thats the UK yer?

    I didnt mean to sound racist
    propper need a good sig:\

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    You: OCEANIC EXPRESS.
    Stranger: what?
    You: You don't remember?
    Stranger: no..
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    No more dreaming of the dead as the death itself was undone
    No more crawling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden
    No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so long
    No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so long
    Dreaming like a girl so in love with the wrong world.

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I said hi.
    Stranger: are you still mad at me?
    You: Yes.
    You: You *******.
    Stranger: but I said I was sorry!
    You: Don't ****-ing lie! I've had enough of them!
    Stranger: she told me she was in college... honestly she looked older than 10
    You: That doesn't make it okay! She was nine and eleven months!
    You: You make me sick!
    You: -slaps-
    Stranger: fine leave!
    Stranger: I don't care anymore!
    You: .. w-w-what?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    No more dreaming of the dead as the death itself was undone
    No more crawling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden
    No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so long
    No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so long
    Dreaming like a girl so in love with the wrong world.

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    i have an american guy that hates his goverment. love it.

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    LOL
    I'm just getting boring people who are like:
    'OMG U DESTROYD MY ******!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corporal View Post
    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: bonjour

    Stranger: where are u from?

    You: are you french?

    Stranger: no

    You: good

    You: im from the UK

    You: what about u

    Stranger: why? u don;t like french?

    You: i cant speak french

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: i'm from poland

    You: where are u from

    You: Oh

    You: so thats the UK yer?

    I didnt mean to sound racist
    i've been looking for days to find someone polish on there ;[

    most people just know how to say 'csezc'.

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    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: who is you?



    You: hey, 57/m/uk looking for 12/f/uk ?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    hmmm.
    lol rofl lmao etc..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike475 View Post
    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: who is you?



    You: hey, 57/m/uk looking for 12/f/uk ?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    hmmm.
    lol i did that like 5 times but they stay instead of going lol


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    i got one to stay !
    after a long chat, she agreed to sell her 13 year old sister to me for £650, and she chucked herself in for £800 in total.

    Stranger: so what time do i meet you tml ?

    You: well. i've got work. so say, 8 ?
    Stranger: suree
    Stranger: i'll be there right after i ****** your mum , grandma , sister and every female ***** you have in your family. go **** yourself , and drill your ****** brains off. cut your penis and stuff it up ur own *******. grab your head , and bang it against the sharp edge of a ****** butcher knife.



    Stranger: hold a chainsaw and cut through ur body from head to toe

    You: does that mean you'll be a bit late ?

    Stranger: ****** sick son of a *****

    dont think she was being serious though
    lol rofl lmao etc..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike475 View Post
    i got one to stay !
    after a long chat, she agreed to sell her 13 year old sister to me for £650, and she chucked herself in for £800 in total.

    Stranger: so what time do i meet you tml ?

    You: well. i've got work. so say, 8 ?
    Stranger: suree
    Stranger: i'll be there right after i ****** your mum , grandma , sister and every female ***** you have in your family. go **** yourself , and drill your ****** brains off. cut your penis and stuff it up ur own *******. grab your head , and bang it against the sharp edge of a ****** butcher knife.



    Stranger: hold a chainsaw and cut through ur body from head to toe

    You: does that mean you'll be a bit late ?

    Stranger: ****** sick son of a *****

    dont think she was being serious though
    LOL!!


    I bet she was like "Yes! Caught a peado in the act!"


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