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You: Hey\
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Im fine, yourself?
You: Hmm, it just warned me you were a pedofile?
Stranger: Nope, I can't be, for I'm a child myself
You: ok you sure
Stranger: Yep, 04-04-'93
You: So how do you like em'?
Stranger: like who?
You: Your kids
Stranger: What do you mean
You: How do you like them
You: Are you male/female?
Stranger: I'm male
Stranger: how do I like who?
You: It all adds up
Stranger: O'really?
You: How do you like your kids?
You: Horny? Destperate?
You: INNOCENT?
Stranger: what the hell?
Stranger: I think I'm innocent, yes
You: you think..
Stranger: I think so indeed, why wouldn't I be?
You: do you like custardcreams?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: I don't even know what a custarcream is tbh
You: Je mapelle Jack, jhabbit birmingham, anglais, et toi?
Stranger: je m'appelle Vincent, j'habite en Haren, en les néerlandais
You: Custard cream is a biscuit
You: ok your better, i admit.
Stranger: hehe
You: i just mess about ni fench lessons
You: in*
You: and english as you can tell
Stranger: same here
Stranger: but my french really suck arse though
You: thats cuz the fench do suck arse
You: What GCSE's are you taking?
Stranger: I'm not taking GCSE's
You: why not?
Stranger: for I'm a Dutchman, we have a different school system here
You: Oh cool, explain
Stranger: Nah
You: kk
You: lol
You: you have msn?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: **********@hotmail.com
Stranger: I'm not on it though, for I'm not at home
You: klkl ill add you
You: and okie
You: So hows the ditch country?
You: dutch*
You: typing in the dark is hard
Stranger: Yeah I agree,, I'm not in the dark here though lamps and stuff
Stranger: anyways
You: Lol
Stranger: back to your question
You: I just put lamp on
Stranger: The Dutch country is like cool and stuff and I like it
Stranger: it
Stranger: 's
Stranger: a good place to live
Stranger: Have you added my msn by dem way?
You: Sounds good, how long of school do you have to do?
You: and no, ill add it now
You: done
Stranger: I have another 1 week to go ,, like 1 real week, and after that a few semi-schoolweeks
You: klkl
You: so how long in total? its like 19 years in England
Stranger: Oooh op die fiets
Stranger: I don't know how many years
Stranger: it depends on what youre doing
Stranger: If you wanna be like a pro doctor guy, you'll need to study 32 years,, it's ******* sick
You: bloody hell
Stranger: What is your asl by the way if youdont mind me asking
You: 32 years, youll have to retierd the next year
You: im 14
You: male, uk
You: retire*
Stranger: Very interesting
You: not really
You: as in, not really interesting.
Stranger: But still, it's like.. quite interesting still though
You: yh
You: So what occupation you want when your older?
Stranger: I wanna be a father
Stranger: and have kids and stuff
You: dont look at me
Stranger: ok *looks another way*
You: lmao
Stranger: *looks back at you* ... sooo... what?
You: you sound like a very nice person, Im sure youll find the right girl and have kids one day
Stranger: I'm not straight, boy
Stranger: he he he!
You: so how you expecting you have kids?
You: LOL
Stranger: nah, just kidding
Stranger: I'm sure I'll find the right girl
Stranger: I mean, prostitution is legal here
You: ohhh, coming then.
You: So are you gay or not?
Stranger: no, Im not gay , my friend
You: klkl
You: neither am i
You: So, any hobbies?
Stranger: Nah, no hobbies
You: Boring
You: lol
Stranger: you
You: Football?
Stranger: Nah, don't like football
You: Swimming
You: running?
You: sleeping
Stranger: my fave football club is VAKO
You: you must have somethign
Stranger: I love sleeping yeah
You: something*
You: mine is birmingham city football club
Stranger: And I like deforestation
You: lol
You: sleeping is awesome
You: best part of the day
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: well,
Stranger: I don't like going to bed, but when I wake up, I always wish I could sleep longer, yo0u know what Im saying
You: Yeah man, but you gotta get up for school
You: ;[
Stranger: Yeah, dat sucks arse
You: definetly
Stranger: But oh well,
You: what time you have school?
Stranger: 8:25
You: ohhhh
You: we have 8:45
Stranger: yew?
You: finish at 3
Stranger: Oh, we finish at 2:55 averagely
You: nicee
Stranger: Je sais
You: sp you do like 15mins extra
You: and i dont know french, i only knew that sentence and i got it wrong.. lol
You: so*
Stranger: ahh, icy.
You:
Stranger: Anyways, you horny?
You: Not really, you?
You: lol
Stranger: Me either
Stranger: I'm just f****** bored
Stranger: No wait Im not, Im at a party
Stranger: partying wiv ma homies, ya know
You: Lol
You: im at Jesus' telling poems to eachother, pretty cool.
Stranger: What the ?
You: Jesus
You: the worlds father
You: his good at writing poems
You: Shakespear is also here too, we are making some stories. Im going to be rich
Stranger: im atheist
You: What is that
Stranger: someones who's ;o+
Stranger: oops
Stranger: it's someone who does not believe in god
You: oh
You: im one of them too
Stranger: or doesn't have any other belief
Stranger: Nais
You: I just mess
You: lol
Stranger: Shakespeare's a cool guy
You: i dont believe stuff till i see it
Stranger: I met him in the past
Stranger: f***you
You: really?
Last edited by iDenning; 20-06-2009 at 10:04 PM.
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You: wats poppin
Stranger: oh dear...
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PffffffshStranger: hi
You: YO
Stranger: asl?
You: 67 transvestite jamaica
You: you?
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I'll never be rich and I'll never look perfect, I don't care it's who I am.
You'll never be happy, chasing all the wrong things and you'll never understand.
These are real people by the way
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Omegle is a website used to communicate with random anonymous people across the internet via chat. The site was created by 18-year old Leif K-Brooks of Brattleboro, Vermont, United States and was launched on March 25th, 2009.
Clever boy. A very good site indeed.
and lol at how this ended
Stranger:
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
You: u?
Stranger: f
You: age
Stranger: 20
Stranger: u?
You: 18
You: l?
Stranger: ohio
You: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh-hi-yo
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Last edited by Tintinnabulate; 20-06-2009 at 11:44 PM.
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