Corrupt a Wish

[ItsDave]

Granted, but then Government's blame Global Warming and taxes hike to unmanagable prices and everyone now lives in poverty, HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

I wish for a piece of fish, that tasted deliche, and that I would eat off of a dish

[DJ-Ains.T]

Wish granted; but it was mouldy so your mum binned it.

I wish I had a llama in my back garden

[ItsDave]

Granted, but its dead.

I wish Katie Price had a heart attack or something

[DJ-Ains.T]

granted, and she did have one, but doctors saved her life.

i wish i had another llama in my back garden, but it is blind in 1 eye and has 3 legs

[ItsDave]

Granted, but its dead.

I wish Katie Price was dead.

[Glitter]

Granted, but its dead.

I wish Katie Price was dead.

granted but she haunts you for the rest of your life!


i wish i could do well in my a levels without doing any work!

[ItsDave]

Granted, but your Mother hates you.

I wish for a knee

[Accipiter]

Granted, but your Mother hates you.

I wish for a knee

you get one... in the face :eusa_clap

i wish i could type the last letter of this sentenc

find away to make that harsh.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but as soon as you post it your disablity benefit gets cancelled, your family gets kicked out of their house as they depended on your benefit, and you now live on the street.

I wish I didn't have a cold anymore.

[Accipiter]

You don't have the cold anymore, unfortunately it turn into pneumonia.

I wish atleast one scene of your signature the jokers head hits a lamp post and comes clean off.