Corrupt a Wish

[ItsDave]

Granted, but whilst granting the wish I miss interpret it and I thought you said balls. Your balls are now orange.

I wish I didn't have this cough

[Accipiter]

you loose the cough, but you also loose your voice.

i wish the moon was square.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but thus changes the gravitational pull and it smushes into Earth and we die.

I wish Pluto was part of our solar system again

[Accipiter]

Granted, but thus changes the gravitational pull and it smushes into Earth and we die.

I wish Pluto was part of our solar system again

Granted, but the disney character decides to start a nuclear war.

i wish humans became animals and walked on all fours, and animals became humans and walked on 2's and talk

[ItsDave]

Granted, but God is upset.

I wish I could have a device that would swap minds with anyone.

[Accipiter]

granted, but that anyone is steven hawkins, as you were his test doll, and he refuses to turn back. Shame...

i wish gravity was upside down so we stuck to the roof.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but everyone sticks to the roof, and the roof crumples under the weight and you fly into the atmosphere, exploding in a bloody mess.

I W15H F0R ZE CAND13Z!

[Accipiter]

it rains candys, it rains giant food also, you get warned by a giant chinese cracker that a giant sweet corner is going to crush you, a giant sweetcorn does crush you.

I wish the middle of the earth was hollow and we walked around it and the rest of the universe was just continual mud with other mud hollows that have other mud aliens walking around their bubble in the mud.

[Japan]

Granted, and the earth sinks into the mud (along with everyone living on it).

I wish for a broken mobile phone.

[Accipiter]

Granted, and the earth sinks into the mud (along with everyone living on it).

I wish for a broken mobile phone.

granted, but it interferes with your pacemaker and kills you. yes i also granted you a pace maker.

i wish i had a point and laugh emoticon.