Corrupt a Wish

[Japan]

Granted
I wish that there was tea in the cup in my signature.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the file format doesn't work and therefore cannot be displayed.

I wish I understood why Sammeth. warned me for posting in an appropriate thread :S

[Japan]

Granted. You understand, but forget again.

I wish for a pixel cup of tea.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the cups chipped.

Wish for moneyz

[Japan]

Granted, but then the credit crunch gets worse, inflation rates rise and your money becomes worthless.

I wish for a good nights sleep with no nightmares, no evil things lurking in my cupboard, no ghosts, no burglars, no psychopathic murderers, no bed-wetting and nothing bad happening to me.

[ItsDave]

Granted, you get really hyped up but the dream is really dissapointing.

I wish for a spoon.

[syko2006]

Granted, but it's bendy.

I wish that my next wish, (I wish I had a really nice car) couldn't be harmed in any way, and cannot be corrupted by ANY means possible.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but because of such superiority in a wish, God flicks Earth into the Sun.

I wish I could get tickets to see Dara O'Briain, that aren't for previous gigs btw

[syko2006]

Granted.

But they are forged.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

[ItsDave]

Granted, you've got HIV.

I wish this girl would understand me ¬_¬