Corrupt a Wish

[Wyked]

granted, she sticks a spoon up your bum

i wish glitter would stop hating on me

[ItsDave]

Granted, she loves you. You get married have kids and get a divorce and you're back to square one.

I wish for a funky glow stick

[Wyked]

granted, your wonga has turned into a glow stick

i wish i wasnt so cool

[ItsDave]

Granted, everyone hates you, however, a talent finder finds you walking the street and you become a Singing SuperStar overnight and again are cool.

I wish my wonga wasn't the glow stick.

[Middlesbrough]

Granted, everyone hates you, however, a talent finder finds you walking the street and you become a Singing SuperStar overnight and again are cool.

I wish my wonga wasn't the glow stick.

Granted but it has had to be amputated,

I wish for a pie, just pie.

[ItsDave]

You get your pie, but its stale.

I wish that my wonga was just a wonga and that it wasn't amputed, and I had a glow stick glow in the dark toy, that I could hold in my hand, and has absolutley no conncection with my wonga what so ever

[Accipiter]

You get your pie, but its stale.

I wish that my wonga was just a wonga and that it wasn't amputed, and I had a glow stick glow in the dark toy, that I could hold in my hand, and has absolutley no conncection with my wonga what so ever

granted, but an australian attacks you for saying wonga and steals you glow stick and makes you infertile

i wish i was a dot

[Japan]

Granted, But I rub you out by accident.

I wish that 2+2=5

[Accipiter]

granted, but all the formulas for disease and flu cures in the world are now wrong, and in the run time, kills everyone.

i wish i was chuck norris.

thread ended.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the original Chuck Norris who is now you taps you on the shoulder and with that single touch the world ends.

I wish I knew how tomorrow's going to go.