Would you admit it when you farted?

[MYKE!]

Interesting thead.
lovely...

[-Soph-]

is isnt it :p

[MYKE!]

Do i smell agreement?

[Owen]

Do i smell agreement?

no you smell me

[Clo]

Doesn't that make you a liar then? Or does that just make you a non-admitter.

Um, well it wouldn't be that bad lieing about who farted. Lmao.

[Victimized]

I always admit it when i fart, i'm proud of brewing up my little gems.

[YellowParasol]

If i was at home id admit it, anywhere else hen No

[zainx]

When i was at school you coudlnt deny if it was you or not beacuse every one got use the smell of your farts lol. So before you could say anything they new it was you.

But I get the blame for it at home but i dont do it lol its my dog stupid dog

[Janumz]

Haha.. No.. I never would x]

[Jase]

Urbandictionary search - Fart

A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause @sses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot @ss tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there @ss before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will su.ck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.

wth?