Vending Machine (game)

[H.bubbly]

you get the whole world universe Galaxy , bit heavy though

*inserts coin*

[t0mst3r]

You get a free banananana

*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get the all new Super Ashtray with 6 FUN PHRASES including "Stub It Out" and "Light me up baby" He has retractable sideburns and is available in all good toy stores. Be the envy of your friends.

And, for a limited time only get either a free packet of Marlboro, a poster of Batman or a Holy Grail when you buy the Super Ashtray in Toys 'R' Us with a myscene party girl doll and a widescreen plasma television.

RRP 979.99, Batteries Not Included, See freevendingmachinecrud.com for more details.

*Inserts Coin*

[Emicat]

You got a bad cd! !!!
See below;


*inserts My Chemical Romance CD - dies because of lack of good music*

[Mentor]

*machine coughs up disk and gives nothing*


*Inserts Coin*

[Emicat]

You get a ringtone from the new CRAZY FROG!

*inserts £20 quid*

[Joe.]

u get a free trampoline

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

you get a pikachu playing a ukalyli!

*inserts tickets to cyprus - ****!*

[Joe.]

U GET A FREE 1ST CLASS TICKET
*INSERTS COIN*

[ElloAgen]

u get a polo

*inserts coin*