Callie Walked Into The Sulake offices One Dark And Gloomy Morning and saw... Dionysus puking in a sink whilst Jay and Mandy stare at him.... so she filmed it and let habbos get hold of it...The next week, she went on krews.net her secretly favourite site and saw it on it...and saw cheezy2's phone number on so she....told him that she loved him, wanted to marry him, and she has 1000000000 ultra rares to give him...and then cheezy2 said that he didnt marry peadophiles... then callie told him she was 15... then cheezy2 said he didnt believe her... so she hung up and cried, and announced to habbo that...Callie smells funny, to get her back...you had to do something weird...so that you get popular... and so as a result callie kisses you and releases all the rares...then callie gives you the pass to housekeeping...and passes you a can of Tesco® beer...so you can hack housekeeping while getting drunk off the Tesco Value beer with 0.00001% alcohol in...then you smash the empty can over...and slump on the keyboard, accidentally mass unbanning the hotel...and breaking the keyboard... so that the hacker could never be allowed on habbo again, and therefore got a job at 'Wimpy' burgers, but callie was sad from then on, but why? Because...She wants to work at Wimpy aswell.. Callie eats cd's for tea... then she wondered, am i smelly?.. so she asked mandy and she said yes BUT MANDY CANT SMELL! so she asked mark instead but he said, i'll say only if u give me luvin' but callie said she would rather die than give him luvin' But kassie gave owen all her luvin' and then kassie had 45235 babies and sold them to laura on the black market singing do dabby rational .*FAST FORWARD 5 YEARS* then kassie and owen went to spain or whatever and met some guy owen was talking about before and got humped by a masturbating chicken.....n then the chicken died...Because the chicken mysteriously got aids from somwhere....
Kassie went to the hospital to see if she had aids 2....out of randomness.... She Didnt But All Of Her Babies Did So Laura Sued Kassie And Owen, n then all the babies died..
So Laura Demanded Her Money Back For The Babys then kassie n owen comitted suicide... By Lickin Each Others Feet With Chilli Sauce On Them






