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    In my view if sex isn't gonna be funny it's not worth doing - except for bragging rights maybe if they're famous or really fit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slowpoke View Post
    I've been caught during the warm-up but never in the act itself - and not by my parents. I suppose you see more if you walk in during the warm-up though hahah
    Why oh why did I picture someone doing stretches by the side of their bed? :S

    Never been caught but nearly walked in on people "doing" it

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    no but my ex caught my mom giving her boyfriend a bj. how awkward was that...
    I'm at a point in my life where I don't care if you like me or you don't. If you like me, cool. If you don't, meh.

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    lemme get this right, your ex caught your mum giving you oral? now that IS awkward.

    or a serious typo.
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    his mums boyfriend

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    that was evidently a joke and a play on words!?
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    my ex girlfriend

    caught my mother giving her boyfriend, jay, a ****.

    jay = moms boyfriend
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    The best blowjay ever
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    i didn't see anything wrong with what i posted, but i've been up since 3 am.
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    no allan was just trying to be funny by implying you're into getting ****s from your mother

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