Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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22-02-2011, 11:57 AM #12
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I tried to log onto Facebook and my password would not work, I spent hours trying to back into my 'hacked' account. Then I noticed Caps Lock was on, FML
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22-02-2011, 02:00 PM #13
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
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22-02-2011, 02:47 PM #14
red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry rellow lorry yed lorry fml
Last edited by Jordan; 22-02-2011 at 02:49 PM.
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Today I wanted to go to the beach, but then I noticed it was chucking it down FML.
Jordan
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There are no more justin bieber tickets on sale FML!
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23-02-2011, 10:44 AM #17
I had a cup of coffee before bed, so I couldn;t get to sleep and I couldnt find my meds so I was in pain. When I finally got to bed, it was relaly late and this morning my phone rung early (for the second night in a row) FML
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Today a friend told me to tell the world she coming home, I replied with 'How am I meant to tell over 6 billion people your coming home? Most people won't understand what I'm saying.' I wasn't being sarcastic. FML.
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I entered this competition but realized I already entered it so my entries for void otherwise I would of won! F.M.L
This is WORSE than Alex getting stuck in the toilet.
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25-02-2011, 11:40 AM #20
I got banned from clubpenguin for swearing...
FML!
(Oh well 3 years of my life down the drain... Might get a job?)
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