Sorry! - Ends 9th March

[,Love]

Dear Alex3213 & Inseriousity,

Alot of things happened, and I could tell all the lies in the world, but I won't.
What really happened was, I forgot and I may get into trouble, but atleast,
I told the truth & I am sincere with my apology. It's understandable if there has
to be a punishment for my behavior, but I truley am sorry.

,Love

[Shab]

Dear Inseriousity. and Alex3213,

I am terribly sorry for my mistake, I got in a car accident by trying to finish the Competition Post And I hit a Mini-Van. Today I'm redoing the Competition with a Broken Arm.

Youre Beloved Damaged Friend,

[Grig]

Dearest Alex and Mike,

It is with deep regret that I am writing such a tragic message towards you. You see, I have been worrying to such an extent that my doctor said I am on the verge of becoming even more mentally ill then I already am. This is due to a fact that I suffer from a condition called alcoholmania, that means I have to spend 23 and a half hours a day in a pub, with Charlie Sheen trying to find myself stars from the pornography industry.

After that incident, myself and the hookers went to play neopets and barbie- by play with them, we don't mean the conventional kiddy way of doing so, but like a 'big boy'. This tragically resulted in my dear friend Charlie Sheen getting a barbie stuck up himself. This meant that we had to call paramedic and dear friend Uncle Bob to help out. This was a complicated procedure as it required a lengthly operation up the anal sphincter. Once completed, we had to rush to Simon Cowell's new reality show, entitled 'X Factor: Things in Strange Places'.

After this, I had to run to the pub once again due to blood alcohol and sugar levels being at an all time low. On the way we got abducted by evil cows and Hecktix, being their villainous leader.

I feel so tragically sorry, that I am on the verge of suiciding my dignity by getting naked, smothering myself in chocolate and dancing to Justin Bieber's 'Baby'. It will be an experience like no other, and I will have to do it in front of Alex's mother.

To add to this, the dog dismally ate it all , including myself and dear Charlie.

To Alex, I apologize with utmost regret. In my own defense, during the day of the competition deadline I would like to reiterate how much you did enjoy our little escapade in the Habbox help desk as much as I did until the floor ripped open and we fell eight feet into xxMattGxx' office. In spite of the few injuries that you incurred when my fat smashed on top of you, I am sure you will admit that when we landed it was one of the biggest thrills you have ever had.

To Mike, I know how shocked you may be when I opened the closet door and saw you and Colin together, I know you had a pretty bad bump on your head, against the rim of the closet whilst trying to pull you pants up. I can only sincerely apologize for wasting time looking at you, rather than putting an effort into getting the competition done in time. I will promise to buy you a exclusive all paid meal at Habburgers, should you choose to forgive me.

To the children of Habbox, I am sorry. To the lesbians of Habbox (yes you Roxy), I am sorry. To the dogs of Habbox, I am sorry.

Sincerely yours,

Yupt

[The Don]

Dear Alex and Inseriousity,
I should write you a letter explaining how sorry I am that I posted this competition late, but instead, I'm going to draw a picture of me riding a sea turtle.



Your's truly,
Yupt.

[Firework.]

Dear alex and the other one

soz my comp was late, i was so busy making my shrine and life size model dedicated to you two
when i had finished my hands had extreme cramp but i really luv u both

by dat other one

[Jurv]

Dear Inseriousity and Alex3213,

I'm sorry that my competition was late I've had a heck of a week, I know you'll be wanting to know why so here it goes..

I was walking home from the shops one day when the next thing I know is that I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher! and I tell you what it burns, burns burns that ring of fire, that ring of fire!

[ChickenFaces]

Dear Alex and Mike

I'm very sorry but it seems that I have fallen in the toilet and cannot get out. It's quite a shame as the toilet isn't the best place for thinking about competitions. You're mostly thinking about life or why you fell into the toilet in the first place. It's a bit smelly as well.

Anyway I believe that the plumber should be coming around soon so I shall be coming out once again. Don't fret little ones, I shall be back.