Freak the Freak Out - Ends 17th March

[Alex3213]

Just burstin' into song there. Anyway, weird things happen. Did you know that eating bogeys are good for you? I read it in a book, quite obviously named Why Eating Bogeys is Good For You. I still don't believe it; I've not tried it mind you. For this competition, however, you have to tell me the most abnormal thing you can think of! Be weird, be creative but be genuine. I don't want "the average human can become invisible!" as an entry! Best of luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Conservative,]

Hotel rooms are another source of woe for fecal fanatics. One study, conducted in the early 1990s, found that a cheap hotel room had a lot more fecal bacteria in it than an expensive one. Perhaps a reflection of the cleaning; or the guests...

ew?

[GirlNextDoor15]

Although eating sperm is disgusting, dirty and increases the risk of getting any STDs, research found that sperm is actually very rich in protein, fructose sugar, water, Vitamin C, citric acid, enzymes, protein, phosphates and bicarbonate buffers and zinc. So, it is very good for human beings. Lucky porn stars especially Sasha Grey who performed eating sperm for media.

[bkps]

someone is picking their nose somewhere in the world right now. and they just ate it. nom.

[MissSarahLoo]

Heres some creepy facts:
During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects – while you slept.

Lovely, isnt it LOL

[Cyberkid15]

Shrinking away from death is something unhealthy and abnormal which robs the second half of life of its purpose

[pixie-dustpink]

Donald duck got banned from Finland because he didn't wear trouser's or pants.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in The air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in The air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

[orientalframe?]

me giving birth.

[,Love]

Going into a public bathroom.
Waiting in the stale, till someone poops.
& Enjoying the smell of their odors...

So i've heard people do this.

[Special-1k]

I saw this girl with really extremely long fingernails.
They were like 7inches it was really creepy. Almost made me sick.