[Easter] Eggsellent? - Ends 20th April

[Pigperson]

Well, thinking carefully, you need to think, "What does the Easter Bunny care about the most?". So I would take all the chocolate easter eggs using my little easter elves which Santa gave me for Christmas. Then I would hijack all channels and make an announcement saying that the Bunny has to turn himself in or myself and the eggs will be taking a trip to a Volcano, the one in Iceland Reykjavic or w/e. And then the possible threat of another ash cloud ruining flights will make him hand himself in. Then we would all be friends and have tea and scones, followed my some Easter Eggs

Will

[kuzkasate]

Pfft, easy! All you do is hire a private detective to find Gary Glitter. Once you have found Gary Glitter, use him to catch the rabbit, I mean common, he's kinda used to creeping up and catching small fury things isnt he?

[Cyberkid15]

Find Open Land
Dig a whole
Cover it with grass
Put a carrot on top
SIMPLE!

[westerny]

I would get a rain maker shaking thing and shake it to make it rain,
when a rainbow appears i will run to the end of it and get the pot of gold,
with the pot of gold i will buy all the things i need to catch him,
A Mega Carrot Made Of Carrots!
I will hang up the Mega Carrot on Easter night and wait for bunny
he will have to come to my house first since my carrot is so big he can see it from miles away
I will sit behind a tree or somewhere where he cant see me
then when he comes!!! You dont wanna know!

One entry per person. First entry was chosen - Inseriousity. (Competitions Manager)

[iflu.]

I'd wait up all night for him, and when he finally came I'd click a button locking all doors in the house.
I'd then turn around in my swively chair and tell him I'd been waiting for him... I would then proceed to tie him up
and torture him with the egg's he leaves.