Name: TheExtraUmpfft.
vodka mixed with redbull added with a topping of coffee - for the extra umpfft.

Name: TheExtraUmpfft.
vodka mixed with redbull added with a topping of coffee - for the extra umpfft.
i don't care
if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
- Eminem
Fizzy pineapple juice with neopolotin icecream on the top =) and a cherry! and a little umbrella :]
Blended rich tea biscuits within a teabag. This way, you don't need to dip Rich Tea biscuits in your tea and half of the buscuit fall out so you spend 14 minutes and 32 seconds getting the biscuit out of the cup and into your mouth before realising how hot the tea actually was so you need to man up and swallow the soggy biscuit because it'll already have the taste when you're drinking the tea.
- High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS)
- Soy Protein Isolate
- Stick Margarine
- Vegetable Shortening
- Double Choc Chip Milk Cookies
- Wheat Germ
- Honey
Blended and poured into a tall glass with ice, topped with a tropical umbrella and 2 translucent straws.
I call it Absolute Cringe
I call it ZZZ...
This is a drink that tastes great and is guaranteed to make the drinker sleep for hours. It can be used as a sleeping pill/drug or just to get your friends/parents asleep for a prank. It is good for you though and can stimulate your brain.
Ingredients:
- Doxylamine (To help you sleep)
- 500ml Milk
- 150g Chocolate
- Tub of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough Icecream
- 5 x Crushed Oreos
- 10 x Chopped Strawberries
- 25ml Double Cream
Whizz all together in the blender and served in a sundae glass topped with whipped cream, cocoa powder, rainbow sprinkles and 3 parasol umbrellas.
Coke
Ice-Cream [Vanilla]
chocolate
caramel
mint
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