Infectious Diseases - Ends 19th July

[Kahpow]

Name: Habboitus

Symptoms: You play habbo, instead of doing your homework, you stay up playing habbo, rather than sleep, when you're not playing habbo, you think about playing it. You dream about being the most famous, richest, person on habbo. You steal your parent's credit cards to buy credits, and to become VIP. You try to dress up everyday, as your habbo, and even attempt to do the dances (hence the word, attempt). Every second of the day, you want to play habbo. And when you're not playing, you're in agony. Habbo will eventually consume your soul.

(Note: If you have this, I suggest therapy)

[Pampling]

Name: Incidiousernes
Symptoms: Your eyes will desieve you and after a while you will start peeing out sharp slate and then you will get constipation from your ****** and penis.

[Maatt.]

Swagger Jagger
You catch this disease sexually or by brushing past someone who has swag. If you catch it, you start to swag all day long. Its contagious! D:
But i have it.. so no bother ;3