Uh oh - Ends 8th August

[iflu.]

Mum.. I didn't break your expensive vase..
I.. erm.. Sold it for drug money.
The one I just broke was a look-a-like from the $1 store..

But at least I didn't break your expensive vase

[Pigperson]

Mum, you are dreaming. -Moves arms around in a mysterious way-

Will

[iJess]

Sorry mother, well there was a unicorn in the house and it was bounding around and got the vase stuck on it's horn. So the unicorn ran outside but it was too late to retrieve your vase and it smashed. I tried my best, sue the unicorn?

[Kahpow]

Mom! You would not believe what just happened. A gang of unicorns just burst in and knocked over the vase. But then, a magical fairy came in and suddenly put it back together!

"Why is it still broken then?"

Oh, that was just the dog.

[420]

I didn't do it! it was my identical twin that followed me home from school

[MissSkies]

(Friends reference)

The door was open, and a raccoon...

[Stephen]

it was ******* ugly anyway

[Fifty-Six]

Oh my god, it's paranormal activity: our house! Mom we have to get the hell out of here now, before we get possessed! I knew that cold air wasn't just the breeze.

[Matthew]

what vase?